Everytime I've been on the dating site in the last couple of days to see who's shown me any interest, I get a text from friday night's date asking what I'm doing online. Showing all the signs of a bunny boiler.....but she's got great titties, so I'm seeing her again tomorrow night. I said I'll cook for her. I've come to realise already that this dating scene will cost me a fortune, so I think a few home cooked meals and a bottle or two of wine will help stem the cash flow.
I've also set up dates with a 35 year old American girl - I'm a sucker for US chicks and an air stewardess. They have a reputation so I'll be putting that to the test.
Now I've had a few dates, I'm getting more comfortable with the whole internet dating scene. Could even say its quite addictive. Nearly all my friends are settled down and I had a text from one the other day which read " We're all living our lives through you now - you do know that?".... Oh to be married and have kids....
Well, me anyway. Managed my first sexual encounter from internet dating last night - finally seeing some return on my membership fee...just kidding.
So the evening was a success. We had a decent meal up in the West End, went to a club then back to mine for some drunken slap and tickle. My last memory was the sun rising this morning with my ipod still playing Boyz 11 Men. If that doesn't blow her mind, I'm out of ideas......
When we woke up early afternoon, I realised just how selfish I have become living on my own. I literally couldn't get her out the flat fast enough. I even walked her to the bus stop, taking my laptop with me as I told her I had to go into the office. As soon as the bus pulled away, I went straight back between the sheets. Bliss - a day of rest and after a night of sex......
She is a sweet, attractive girl, but there is definately an air of desperation about her - I could almost hear the clock ticking as I fumbled about with her bra, but some regular jiggy jiggy wouldn't go amiss...
I'm going to sleep this horrendeous hangover off now and plan my next week out tomorrow. I've been chatting to a few other girls online so will for sure arrange to meet up with a couple next week. My confidence is increasing and I feel like I'm getting back into the swing of this dating scene.....
I've been having some email chat with my date from saturday and she told me this - "You are the type of guy who is Mr Right now, not Mr Right"
Is that good or bad? Does this mean she wants to have a fling with me then discard me like a bad smell or she wants to be the one to turn me into Mr Right?. I guess we ll find out over the coming weeks.....
She also sent a text asking me why I had been logged onto the dating website today - basically it tells you whether other members are online. She put a smiley face at the end of the message, but that screams nutter to me. Oh well, I just pray I'm still alive come saturday morning after our second meeting.....