So yesterday I received a mail in my online dating account from friday nights date. Not content with sending me an abusive text, which I thoroughly deserved, she followed it up with a mail telling me in no uncertain terms what she thinks of my being. Not sure she could have fitted the word tosser into one paragraph many more times....

My only real issue here is that if you have sex with someone on the first night, you are playing the game. Something may develop if both parties are feeling it, but you also run the risk that it could just be a drunken bit of fun.

I'm not one to catagorize woman who jump into bed with a man on the first night - these girls have been a big part of my life for years - but if you think that a few hours drunk in a bar and a few minutes drunk in bed are the basis of a new relationship, you're quite frankly a few sandwiches short of a picnic....

Anyway, I didn't reply with any sarcastic dating advice as she knows where I live, so hopefully she'll just learn form this experience....and perhaps before her next date, get down the waxing clinic.....

Air stewardess number 1 is back from Hong Kong today so she is driving up tomorrow evening and tonight I have another rendez vous with the charming 23 year old. As I picked up a copy of the Sunday Times at the weekend, I also grabbed the News Of The World to brush up on celeb gossip. Stories of Jordan and her new cage fighting boyfriend plus Posh's night out in London should keep the conversation flowing....