Everytime I've been on the dating site in the last couple of days to see who's shown me any interest, I get a text from friday night's date asking what I'm doing online. Showing all the signs of a bunny boiler.....but she's got great titties, so I'm seeing her again tomorrow night. I said I'll cook for her. I've come to realise already that this dating scene will cost me a fortune, so I think a few home cooked meals and a bottle or two of wine will help stem the cash flow.

I've also set up dates with a 35 year old American girl - I'm a sucker for US chicks and an air stewardess. They have a reputation so I'll be putting that to the test.

Now I've had a few dates, I'm getting more comfortable with the whole internet dating scene. Could even say its quite addictive. Nearly all my friends are settled down and I had a text from one the other day which read " We're all living our lives through you now - you do know that?".... Oh to be married and have kids....