Vampire Prince 09/20/2009
When I woke up this morning I had this little nugget of goodness sitting in my inbox. Upon opening the email from the self proclaimed “Majestic Prince” I realized there was no way that I could NOT write about it. I have to say that this definitely comes across as one of the most interesting yet disturbing emails I have yet to receive. “Subject: u still fishin… Hello GorG.. Saw ur Pic & HAD to MSG. U... Look.... I'm Sorry 4 Wat I'm about 2 say.. But, Really.. If I ever meet U in Person... I'll Bite U on Yo Neck... & I'll Drink all that Lusty-Sluty Blood of Urz..... . .. ... Its Just "Coz Ur so Fukin Hawt..!!!” WOW! Although flattered at being called “Fukin Hawt” I’m not quite sure what to make of him wanting to drink my “Lusty-Sluty Blood”. Is this the new thing to do? Thanks to True Blood and Twilight I’m definitely feeling myself a little vamp lust lately but this Majestic Prince definitely isn’t giving me any warm and fuzzy feelings and despite the 90 degree heat I feel myself reaching for a turtleneck sweater. I went to check out his profile and was not the least bit surprised to find my Romeo as only 21 years of age. He claims to not want children (thank GOD) and has some university experience. Call me old fashioned and I know it’s been a few years since I’ve been in school but I honestly don’t remember the course on “how to write like a retard.” Under Profession he wrote…wait for it…wait for it…”-u$tLeR”. No fucking Lie! Waking up this morning was all worth it just so I could be accosted by this blood thirsty “-u$tLeR”. Seriously, as I even write this I’m still shaking my head and laughing at the ridiculousness of this fucktard. This whole thing is just wrong on soooo many levels. His Profile: “Title: Majestic Prince “The Shark”: Beast lookin for Beauty with Booty!!! Seperate Me From The Rest.. I Feel Like I'm The Best... When I was young I never needed anyone And making love was just for fun Those days are gone Livin' alone I think of all the friends I've known When I dial the telephone Nobody's home” More poetry I presume??? Shhhhh, is that you too I hear laughing??? P.S. I didn’t even bother hitting Spellcheck on this entry… Commentsw11girl Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:49:21 Fabulous. Made me laugh. Thanks for sharing it !! Comments are closed. |