37 years old; single; broker; eligible; loves himself;loves his convertible; loves himself a bit more; loves his 800 emails that arrived this morning because he is so busy and important and it's all about him, his tan, his muscles, his business, HIM HIM HIM!
The Date
Mid morning coffee. Mr I Love Myself arrives in a sky blue convertible Saab. This guy seriously loves himself! He is tanned and muscular, wearing a designer T shirt, shorts and get this socks and designer trainers? Er hello? Everything is labels, the wallet, the watch, the attitude. He tells me how he is a very busy man with a very successful broking business. Do I realise he has had 800 emails just this morning to wade through...I do now, and I still do when he tells me for the third time! So irritating people who harp on about the size of their inbox! Sort your spam out I say buddy! Mr I Love Myself has a hot tub in his garden in Swindon that he is very proud of! The said hot tub has disco lights, a remote control wrapped in plastic, varying seat levels, a TV screen for watching movies and can hold 8 people comfortably! Mr I Love Myself has a monotone communication style...robotic, incessant and so boring! He is going on and on as he sits in the sun and even has his eyes closed for much of the time just loving the sound of his own voice! He tells me that lots of women think he's gay, (because he takes such good care of how he looks) and that's why he's internet dating as he doesn't meet many women when he's out with his friends. Mmm maybe that's because he's too busy kissing his guns and talking about his 800 emails I want to say but feel it inappropriate, plus I can't get a word in anyway. Still searching!