49 years old; ex corporate finance lawyer; restaurateur; never married; well travelled; likes his independence; sportsman
The Date
Drinks al fresco then meeting up with his younger friends for a village fair. Mr Mummys Boy was very old fashioned and gentlemanly on arrival. Seemed keen and a big talker, name dropping and not a great listener. Wishing to give him the benefit of the doubt I agreed to join him for dinner. He disappeared for sometime between aperitifs and food being ordered...to move his car apparently...most strange! I did experience mild panic and feelings of utter rejection that he may well have deserted me at the restaurant. However, Mr Mummys Boy returned full of apologies and proceeded to lean over his chair and into my lap as the meal unfolded. The clanger came as he was telling me about his elderly mother....I piped up with my witty banter "Don't tell me you live with your mother..." EXIT stage left...because yes you guessed it, Mr Mummys Boy does! What the F++K? Still searching for a single eligible bachelor, without the extended family in tow!