38 year old; married; no photo; executive management professional in the City; tall; dark hair; blue eyes; make that wandering blue eyes....
Mr Adulterer's Profile
I'll be candid: I'm married and looking for a mistress, a partner in crime, for illicit romantic and naughty liaisons. Not in my life plan to be here, but you've got to play the cards in your hand, right? I'm a senior professional guy with a big job and all the responsibilities, shortage of time and goodies that go with that, in desperate search of fun. I'm drop dead gorgeous. Oh all right, mildly drop dead gorgeous. Well be picky then, some people find me drop dead gorgeous others don't. Once upon a time, a man on the hunt for a lady would set great store by a woman who could cook. But things have changed. To be honest, I'll settle for a woman who doesn't poke her food around the plate and claim to have a thousand intolerances. That doesn't mean I like fatties. We boys hate fatties. Intriguingly, we also dislike beanpoles. No ladies, I like slim to curvy types. Also I want a woman who is prepared to admit that what she wants from a man is to be spoilt rotten followed by really good ****! Well you know what I mean. I want a secret plaything, a lover, a partner that wants to be spoiled and have multitudinous moments of pleasure.
The Emails
From Mr Adulterer
"Wow!" Love your photos and profile, have to say yours is the most brilliant profile I have read so far! I looked...I like...YUM!
My Response
Well hello, why is a 38 year old successful married Gent looking for a mistress and what's more why does my profile give you the impression I'm a suitable candidate for such a role?
From Mr Adulterer
I married a bi-sexual. It has been fun. But now she wants to be a lesbian. I am somewhat redundant.
My Response
Oh dear. Redundancy sucks, huh? Particularly in the recession. So what next? Do I get to see a photo of you please? And how often would you like to meet your sexy plaything and what are the mutual benefits?
From Mr Adulterer
I'd like to meet up with my mistress maybe once a week. She gets:
1. Supremely spoiled
2. Side splitting laughter
3. Wined
4. Dined
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Slowly shagged within an inch of her life
Mmm...how enticing...I think not! This proposition from Mr Adulterer is enough to turn any heterosexual woman to Tipping the Velvet!
My Final Response
Thanks for the photo (guy, in designer ski-wear, up a snowy mountain, complete with shades and sun tan). I am not sure that we are compatible or seeking similar situations so good luck with your search.

What was the famous Jerry Hall quote..."My mother said it was simple to keep a man, be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit."

Cook...cleaner...whore...who knows the answer to finding the right man, let alone having to worry about keeping hold of him. Still searching.........