48 year old; self employed businessman; 6ft; dark short hair, few extra pounds; glasses; average looking with an intellectual edge potentially; never drinks; non smoker.

Mr CerealMan's Profile
If you know what you want contact me, if you don't, don't.
If you DO NOT have a picture on here, a sense of humour or you are here to play games hit the back button now! Remember ladies always read the entire label before discarding. Whilst the manufacturer's try to ensure this model reaches you in perfect condition, no responsibility can be taken for blemishes, faults, scratches etc once the goods have been taken home & removed from their packaging. It is therefore vital to observe the goods thoroughly prior to purchase. Only try this product if, you are single & want to be wanted. It has been known that this particular brand may cause laughter & cheerfulness in extreme cases could instigate love & affection, these are perfectly normal symptoms and should not discourage you from treatment. Storage: this product takes care of its own storage; however shared storage can be more enjoyable. What to do if you feel unwell: consider communication & trust. Dietary advice: This product reacts well to Indian, Thai, Italian, French, Chinese & English foods. Miscellaneous information: In most cases this product works well when treated with respect and is quite happy in a retail environment it is also suited to cinema, dance floors (frequently) theatres, pubs, restaurants, it may also may be taken with wine and a DVD in a domestic situation. This product enjoys motor transport with emphasis on vehicles manufactured at the factory in Crewe. If you wish for further information regarding this product then please reply to the customer service's dep't. Who will endeavor to deal with your request at their earliest convenience, recent photographic evidence would be appreciated when accompanying your request. Please note: The manufacturers must stress that this product does not play mind games. If this is your intention please go to the local park & play with other manufacturers balls! BTW - if you don't like being contacted by older guys, why not put an age limit?

Mr CerealMan email
So if I paddle upstream on my tandem, will you be my pillion? xx
My Response
Hey CerealMan Are you snap, crackle and pop or do you turn the milk brown?!!Or are you simply...gggrrreeeeaaaat! Pillion indeed...although sometimes I like to be in control of the destination and certainly the journey so I will...if you will. Next question?
Mr CerealMan
..... your phone number please? OK I'm straight to the point, if we met in a bar or at the freezer counter in Tesco's would we write notes or actually talk?? x PS & simply...gggrrreeeeaaaat!
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