Mr Menage Trois 09/01/2009
Mr Menage a Trois 39 years old; single, separated; black hair; blue eyes; 6ft; executive management; twist is in the profile! Mr Menage a Trois Profile ....I have a busy lifestyle working hard but playing harder! I'm friendly, outgoing and thrive on new challenges, experiencing new cultures and places is a passion. I'm not looking for anything serious but a partner to try new experiences and likes the idea of the Katy Perry song. So someone open, trustworthy and likes having fun and exploring! Three or Two heads are better than ONE!!!"I kissed a girl and I liked it the taste of her cherry chapstick...just to try it hope my boyfriend don't mind it...."Erm....No Date Why would a man blatantly search for a 3-some on an internet dating site? Surely there are appropriate online platforms for such demands and desires? And what's more, why does my profile and photos attract such requests? Do I look bi-sexual? Do I look like a good time girl who is happy to double up with Debbie Does Dallas on Date One? Does my well penned profile suggest table for the 3? It obviously does, in the eyes and mind of Mr Menage a trois...who contacted me asking when we could arrange such a night! Hey I have some great girlfriends, who I love dearly and I am very tactile (ladies you know who you are!!!) and yes we have shared stories, laughter, tears, love, my bed, breakfast, lunch and dinner...but we have not shared our cherrychapsticks, oh no! The thing is, a guy like Mr Menage a trois leads me to the following conclusions:- 1. He has a very small penis, is impotent and 2 woman would be ideal distraction! 2. He is looking for a slut, make that 2... 3. He is arrogant, greedy and one woman is not enough for him. 4. This is his fantasy (you know I want Brad Pitt to break into my house in the middle of the night and rape me...but if he was on the internet, I don't think I would request that in my first email to him) 4. He has had a sheltered sex life, because at 39 years old, living in the City, if you still haven't had a 3-some then there is something wrong with you (see points 1,2, 3 and 4). 5. He is not for me! I sent Mr Menage a trois the link to killing kittens...(hey Mr Bastard your information came in very handy and I am spreading the word!) But it's hard enough to find Mr Right amongst this cyber sea of sharks and I accept the competition, but I don't need to date it! Double standards still exist, feminists beware, because I'm certain Mr Menage a trois wouldn't accommodate my request for a for 3-some, me, him and Jim? Now there's a thought? Thrice as nice, eh! I'm all for adventure and pushing the boundaries but if you're starting out this way...there's nowhere to go surely? Still searching and not for a sandwich...just a subtle start would help! Comments Comments are closed. |